Ask A Mezzican

Alright so it's been a while since I been here. Judging from the amount of fan mail I've received no one seemed to notice.
So I been having this conversation with this ignorant liberal hispanic columnist in one of the local "Avants guarde newspapers. I say "hispanic" because his heritage is not clear. In his official bio at the paper he actually writes for he claims to be born in Anaheim and in an earlier column he claims to have snuck into this country. He is your typical "Open borders" advocate as he claims all his poor downtrodden brothers and sisters come here merely to work and commit no crime by doing so. So aside from the obvious "illegal immigration" crime which is btw a federal crime I imagine in his head things like Identity theft (using stolen or fake ss cards (another felony btw), operating automobiles without licences, registrations or insurance are likewise not crimes. I know i got tagged for expired regi and insurance years ago and for me at least the fines and penalties were quite extensive.
Now he justifies this by stating that "they (illegals) work and pay taxes they will never see". What he does not tell you that they are coached to put as many dependants as they can on the w-4 "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_forms_in_the_United_States#W-4" so that they pay virtually no tax. Then of course eventually YOU as the legitimate owner of that SS number get the bill (or maybe a visit) from the IRS about that undeclared income not on your tax return.
When pointed out to the Mexican he had no real reply so i suggested HE "publish his own ss number" (assuming it was legitimate) so his "poor working honest brethren could use it". I suppose he must be looking for his card because he has not yet done so.
my latest to him about the open border stance is:

Well Gustavo would suggest that since the Southwest was stolen (In their minds but lost in a war actually) it actually belongs to them (Reconquista) so they deserve to come and go as they please. Likewise our laws are null and void for them since in their heads it's "THEIR" country anyway. I predict that this "generous" immigration policy would last until exactly "one minute after they took over". Then it would revert to what they have in their country....."if you ain't Mezzican stay the fukk out or we will throw you in prison".
Also there is the "LaRaza" approach if "Invasion by immigration", legal or otherwise. This is the idea that where if they can become a large enough percentage of the population they will by default eventually rule it. This is also currently being used in Europe by Muslim immigrants and it is successful to the point where there are whole neighborhoods where the local police will not go. AND in these neighborhoods Shariah law does apply.
When it comes right down to it these mezzicans had better be careful on account of if their efforts are successful here then the Muslims will target them next as inhabitors of "The Great Satan",,,the US. I can see it now with all them sweet chicas at the park n swap wearing burkas and face veils? Unless of course the mexes plan on taking over and reducing the Southwest to the level of a third world nation...like Mexico so the Muslims won't want it?
And since all us Gabachos will be driven North by the advancing brown horde we WILL take all our guns with us thereby concentrating firepower even more.

Kill all the Lawyers!!!!!!!!

"http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110526/sc_livescience/seismologiststriedformanslaughterfornotpredictingearthquake"

Because they did not predict an earthquake????? Well then lets try (and sue) the local fortune teller for nor callin me up to tell me I was gonna be hit by a bus next tuesday. SHEESH!!!!!! 'sides...if ya live along a fault line (ya dumb shit) isn't it reasonable to expect that pretty much any old time the ground's gonna shake and yer house fall down?

JAYSUS EFFING CHRIST ON A CRUTCH......

Well let's start with they're going to cut your Social Security because it's and "Entitlement" (even though you paid for it), then they are going to cut Medicare which may be an entitlement but the alternative would "leave the old people on the side of the trail". So.....the head chimp in charge wants to give away more of YOUR money:

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/05/19/20110519obama-mideast-aid-funds.html

"President Barack Obama will use his speech to the Arab world today to call for billions of dollars in financial assistance to Egypt and Tunisia as part of a comprehensive approach to the "Arab Spring" movement that he "HOPES" (quotes and emphasis mine) will boost democratic reforms and America's reputation in the region."

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2011/05/19/20110519obama-mideast-aid-funds.html#ixzz1MoIHblNI

I don't know about youse but might this(your) money be better spent.....gosh what a concept...HERE?

They're running us broke.....now they want more

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/16/government-hits-debt-ceiling-treasury-urges-lawmakers-reach-budget-deal/

Democrats have doubled the National debt in 4 years... now they want to hit retirement funds to keep the government going? With their track record would YOU offer to let them borrow YOUR retirement money to fund the government....on an I.O.U?

Bin Laden: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

Alright...let's just suppose the "Boogie Man" is actually dead. Despite assurances by our Leaders that "Yes, We killed him, We tried not to but he left Us no choice, and two hours after We unfortunately had to shoot him We had DNA confirmation and had buried his body at sea in accordance with the Muslim Faith because that's just the kind of people We are and we feel terrible about it because We would have rather (or forgot to) given him a Miranda warning then arrested him only to provide him with (at tax payer expense) a team of ACLU lawyers for his defense along a nice suit to goto court in". So now We cannot show pictures of the dead terrorist body because "We might inflame anti-American sentiment". "That's not who We are"??? Listen up you stupid clueless Son of a Bitch....that is exactly who we need to be if we're ever going to get any respect in today's world. As the laughingstock of the world the message We need to send is "EXPECT NO MERCY"! You fuck with us you die, period. We are not "sorry" and the only thing I regret is it took almost 10 years to waste the prick. And the only thing I am sorry for after that is that this apologetic prick and his band of liberal anti-American cronies were in charge when it happened.

Where's the Outrage???

Just about 3 years ago......http://articles.cnn.com/2008-07-17/politics/congress.oil_1_drilling-anwr-pelosi?_s=PM:POLITICS

and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbzzeuYJteY

Strangely I hear not a single word from Nancy or Obama nor any of the Democrats regarding this now ????

Regime Change....HUH?

So says the Head Cheeze; "We are not in Libya for regime change but merely to protect it's citizens". Sooooo gadaffi, if you fire on your citizens who are at this minute trying to drag you out of your castle, house, tent or whatever and hang or kill, torture or otherwise depose you we will bomb the shit outta you.....HUH???!!!