Bin Laden: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

Alright...let's just suppose the "Boogie Man" is actually dead. Despite assurances by our Leaders that "Yes, We killed him, We tried not to but he left Us no choice, and two hours after We unfortunately had to shoot him We had DNA confirmation and had buried his body at sea in accordance with the Muslim Faith because that's just the kind of people We are and we feel terrible about it because We would have rather (or forgot to) given him a Miranda warning then arrested him only to provide him with (at tax payer expense) a team of ACLU lawyers for his defense along a nice suit to goto court in". So now We cannot show pictures of the dead terrorist body because "We might inflame anti-American sentiment". "That's not who We are"??? Listen up you stupid clueless Son of a Bitch....that is exactly who we need to be if we're ever going to get any respect in today's world. As the laughingstock of the world the message We need to send is "EXPECT NO MERCY"! You fuck with us you die, period. We are not "sorry" and the only thing I regret is it took almost 10 years to waste the prick. And the only thing I am sorry for after that is that this apologetic prick and his band of liberal anti-American cronies were in charge when it happened.