"Hello, DNC Customer Service, can I help you?"
Where's my bomb?...
"Did you place an order?"
Yes, two weeks ago
"Your customer code?
Harris 2020
"I don't see you here?"
DAMMIT, I'm important! I_WANT_MY_BOMB!
"Well sir/m'am, after the first deliveries we have been overwhelmed by a sudden demand for bombs....
EVERYBODY wants one and we are short on stamps.
They cost money you know. Best we can do is two weeks"
I ordered it for Wednesday,
same day as all the important political players.
 "Wednesday?......You might not be as important as you think."
 "Click"