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I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT OUT LOUD

Sunday, December 18, 2011

From Barack:

OK.....so I signed up to the Barack re-election web site. They send me Democratic propaganda two or three times a week along with begging for money. Everytime I reply they generate an "Auto response to inform me that "We appreciate your feedback and rest assured that every reply duly noted and read" or some such nonsense. Obviously they don't as I've sent them some pretty rude replies and they still have me on their list. Being careful of course to avoid threats, blatant sedition or anything truly objectionable. This morning I got an email supposedly from the "Head Cheeze" himself crowing about "ending the war in Iraq" and pleeze contribute while I'm basking in the warm fuzzy feeling from the rush of "actually being singled out by His Eminence" to receive news of this Monumental achievement.

My reply: "ok fine. now do something useful with them and send them to the Mexican border, fully armed to stand shoulder to shoulder until you find a way to REALLY secure it."

Think "He" will reply?

Friday, December 16, 2011

KILL ALL THE LAWYERS!

"http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Team-Sandusky-introduces-the-8216-hygiene-821?urn=ncaaf-wp11548"

AHH HAHA HAHA HAHA
Yet another reason to kill all the lawyers:......gonna have to ask if services provided included the "Deep Colon Cleanse" and "Intense Prostate Massage"? The Lawyers defending this guy are every bit the scumbag he is.